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考試零分的學生,他怎麼辦到的?

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這位考試零分的學生到底是低智商呢?還是拿自己的成績跟老師開玩笑

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle
問:拿破崙死於哪一場戰役?

答:他的最後一場戰役。

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page
問:美國獨立宣言是在哪兒簽署的?

答:哪一頁的最下面一行。

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid
問:拉威河在哪一州運行(state亦作狀態解)?

答:液體。

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage
問:離婚的最主要原因是什麼?

答:結婚。

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams
問:失敗的最主要原因是什麼?

答:考試。

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner
問:你不能吃的早餐是什麼?

答:午餐與晚餐。

Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half
問:半個蘋果像什麼?

答:像另外那一半。

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
* It will simply become wet
問:假如你丟一塊紅色的石頭到藍色的大海它會變成什麼?

答:它會濕掉。

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.
問:一個人怎能連續七天不睡覺?

答:沒問題呀。他可以晚上睡覺。

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..
問:你如何用單手舉起一頭(被學生誤認為只有一隻手的)大象?

答:你絕對找不到一頭只有一隻手的大象。

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands
問:假如你一隻手有三隻蘋果四隻橘子而另外一隻手有四隻蘋果三隻橘子,你會有什麼?

答:很大的一隻手。

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.
問:假如一棟牆要八個人花十個小時才能砌好,那麼假如只有四個人那要花多少時間去完成?

答:不須要花時間,那棟牆已經砌好了。

Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
問:你要用什麼方法才能把一顆生雞蛋砸到水泥地板上卻不至於打破它?

答:無論你用什麼方法,水泥地都很難打破。

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