这位考试零分的学生到底是低智商呢?还是拿自己的成绩跟老师开玩笑
Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle
问：拿破仑死于哪一场战役？
答：他的最后一场战役。
Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page
问：美国独立宣言是在哪儿签署的？
答：哪一页的最下面一行。
Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid
问：拉威河在哪一州运行（state亦作状态解）？
答：液体。
Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage
问：离婚的最主要原因是什么？
答：结婚。
Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams
问：失败的最主要原因是什么？
答：考试。
Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner
问：你不能吃的早餐是什么？
答：午餐与晚餐。
Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half
问：半个苹果像什么？
答：像另外那一半。
Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
* It will simply become wet
问：假如你丢一块红色的石头到蓝色的大海它会变成什么？
答：它会湿掉。
Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.
问：一个人怎能连续七天不睡觉？
答：没问题呀。他可以晚上睡觉。
Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..
问：你如何用单手举起一头（被学生误认为只有一只手的）大象？
答：你绝对找不到一头只有一只手的大象。
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands
问：假如你一只手有三只苹果四只橘子而另外一只手有四只苹果三只橘子，你会有什么？
答：很大的一只手。
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.
问：假如一栋墙要八个人花十个小时才能砌好，那么假如只有四个人那要花多少时间去完成？
答：不须要花时间，那栋墙已经砌好了。
Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
问：你要用什么方法才能把一颗生鸡蛋砸到水泥地板上却不至于打破它？
答：无论你用什么方法，水泥地都很难打破。
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