标签 笑话

标签: 笑话

开心一笑

☆一位白人到黑人區發表競選演說,為了贏得黑人選民的支持,演說中他竟脫口而出: 『雖然我的皮膚是白的,但心卻和你們一樣黑!』 ☆一...

逗乐人的小笑话(组图)

逗乐人的小笑话 今天英国来的口语外教干了一件“惊天动地”的事!他说熊猫来自韩国,所有中国人的祖先都是韩国人,一口咬定他们的教科书就是这么教的,结果...

中国人和德国人(图)

虽然我去德国之前对德国知之甚少,可有两则关于德国人的笑话我却记忆甚深。 一则是说,若是在大街上遗失一元钱,英国人决不惊慌,至多耸耸肩就依然很绅士地...

天才妈妈(组图)

1、因为奶奶手机接电话也不知怎么用,我妈专门录了这个来电铃声“电话在响,请翻开手机,摁绿色键。”老妈真是个天才! 2、遛弯时看见老妈在马路对面,我...

欢乐的两会 政治的笑话(图)

【新三才讯】每年的春晚落幕后,中国人就等著看“两会”。春晚屡遭唾弃,根子在于娱乐后面绕不开的政治意图。两会很严肃的事,但也总是开得很欢乐。 欢乐从...

动态趣味图(组图)

超兴奋的宝宝。 这是魔术吗?不要骗我。 T恤上的创意! 哎呦妈呀……哎呦妈呀……哎呦妈呀!! 我也好想要这样的技能啊!! 沙爆。 这孩...

“一律用太监!” 网络笑翻天(图...

近日,网络疯传几个段子,把中国现有社会乱象的一角展现的淋漓尽致。 段子一:《孩子的理想》 老师问:“蛋蛋同学,你长大了想做什么?” 蛋蛋:“我长大...

1+1等于多少??(图)

  1+1等于多少 上算术课的时候,老师问低能儿阿呆道:“1+1等于多少?” 阿呆想了一想,回道:“老师!我不知道。” 老师怒了,说:“...

从两则笑话看德国人看中国人(图)...

虽然我去德国之前对德国知之甚少,可有两则关于德国人的笑话我却记忆甚深。 一则是说,若是在大街上遗失一元钱,英国人决不惊慌,至多耸耸肩就依然很绅士地...
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